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[yup_whitesuit]

WHAT IS THIS

I won't play your games anymore, Sidious. Using your minions to set some kind of elaborate trap for me? By the time I find my way out of here I will hold your still-beating heart clutched in my hands, I swear it to you. You will pay.

I have also had numerous civilians (or perhaps they are wardens- I seem to be imprisoned) approaching me

Comments

[2fighters1isd]

What.

[yup_whitesuit]

What do you mean, what? Insolence will not be tolerated, whether or not we are prisoners.

[2fighters1isd]

Darth Vader died on the second Death Star, along with the Emperor. And he certainly didn't wear white.

We're all going to kriffing die.

[yup_whitesuit]

You're one of the pilots who took out so many of my TIEs?

I'm a little underwhelmed.

[flyingewoks]

That's what the ladies say, too.

[2fighters1isd]

Laugh it up, Wes.

[flyingewoks]

Oh, I will. I will.

[2fighters1isd]

I'll get you later, after I get over this slagging hangover.

[2fighters1isd]

You're the one who approved the eyeballs for mass production? I'm very underwhelmed and rather dismayed.

[yup_whitesuit]

A few Rebels made comments along those lines, until they were blown to space-dust.

[2fighters1isd]

Seeing as I actually flew them and graduated from your Academy, it's safe to say that I know what I'm talking about. I mean, I lost my leg ejecting from one.

[yup_whitesuit]

Oh, you lost your leg! How awful! Your entire leg? Oh, the Force is cruel.

That's what you get for defecting.

[2fighters1isd]

I know. I mean, you would think it was like they had been designed without pilot survival in mind.

Oh wait.

[yup_whitesuit]

Now you know my terrible secret- I'm a inhuman monster with no regard for human life.

It only took you twenty years to catch up with the rest of the galaxy, rebel.

[2fighters1isd]

Well, I already knew that. Even you own mother does (if you even have one).

[yup_whitesuit]

That's enough.