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[hatesandwich]

Heeeeey everyone! I'm new here and I haven't really gotten a chance to meet many people yet, so I thought it would be cool if everyone could do the introduction thing, you know, share a bit about themselves and shit like that

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[cant_shag]

Well, I'm Owen, and I'm dead. My interests ... basically involve doing things I can't do anymore since I'm dead.

... Cheers.

[four_too_long]

Dead. But still with enough life to type, and presumably enough to walk?

[cant_shag]

Oh yeah. I can walk and talk just fine, thanks to the bloody alien technology that animates me.

I just can't eat or drink or shag or anything because my body is, well, dead.

It's a laugh riot, let me tell you.

[four_too_long]

Sounds sidesplitting.

So the technology keeps you reanimated, but not alive. ... I may have a solution. Whether it works or not, I don't know, mind you.