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[hatesandwich]

Heeeeey everyone! I'm new here and I haven't really gotten a chance to meet many people yet, so I thought it would be cool if everyone could do the introduction thing, you know, share a bit about themselves and shit like that

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[knows_science]

Yo! I'm Doctor Mcninja, one of the medical types around here. Apparently I'm from a webcomic, which you should totally read and buy merchandise for so it, and me, continue to exist. I mean, I'm not sure I'd stop existing if the comic did, but better to be safe, right?

Oh, and you can totally come to me for any medical stuff, like if you hurt yourself skateboarding or someone tries to kill you or anything.

[hatesandwich]

Hay.

Hay hay.

Are you like, a ninja?

Because if you're not, you have the most disappointing and misleading name ever >(

[knows_science]

Am I a NINJA? alk;j;dkfjakdj;ajf

I will have you know that I am one of the most kickass ninjas in the history of kickass!

Or ninjas!

[hatesandwich]

..... doesn't it violate the like ... hipocritical oath of Doctors or whatever to hurt people? I mean, you can't really be a ninja if you don't hurt people ....

[split_dog_head]

Name's Rorschach. From New York. Work as a garbageman. Of sorts. Hah. Hah.

Stay out of trouble.

[wtf_rorschach]

Rorschach, for the love of God---

Hello, Haley, I'm sure you're a very sweet and law abiding sort of girl.

[hatesandwich]

... hahah, yeah right sure.

The law and I get along so good they keep wanting to lock me up XD

[wtf_rorschach]

...you truly have no sense of self-preservation, do you?

[legless_pilgrim]

Hey there, 'H'. We already met (thanks for the help by the way, the new clothes are working out great!), but here's a bit more about me:

I was originally from New York- 1964 to be exact- but that part of my life's behind me now. Long story short, I ended up on a quest in another world. But I don't mind, among other things I got to meet my husband. He's here too- his name's Eddie, hopefully you'll get to meet him.

Lessee, there anything important I'm missing there?

[hatesandwich]

Heeeey Suze, sup mah gurl?

Woah, 1964???? Groovy!

Hay, did you ever get to see the Beetles or something?

[[Haley's grasp of history is ~sketchy~]]

[legless_pilgrim]

Naw, I wasn't really into that whole thing. Besides, I don't think the concerts were, ah, accessible for me back then.

I was a part time civil rights activist and full time heiress with schizophrenia. Honestly, I don't much miss that part of my life.

[star_to_steer]

Hello, Haley. I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the Federation Starship Enterprise. You may have heard of me; apparently a lot of people in this dimension have. It's... taken a little getting used to.

[hatesandwich]

Woah, holy shit, James T. Kirk.

Holy shit.

[star_to_steer]

Oh, so you have heard of me. I suppose that at least saves me the trouble of giving you... my biography.

You're not going to... ask for an autograph, are you? Some of the guards have, and I'm just not comfortable with it.

Unless they're very pretty, but that's not the point.

[hatesandwich]

ah haaa~ psych!!

Dude I have no idea who you are, and I really don't care.

You can have my autograph tho, if you want. I'm famous in the land of 'you didn't go to the olympics, so nobody gives a shit >('

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Minato Arisato. I like music, and I fight monsters for a living.