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[arcreactor]

Ok, so, apparently I'm a fictional character. Apparently, I have a pretty successful movie, that's out in theaters right now. Apparently, this should bother me or weird me out or whatever, but you know what

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[sergeantfury]

HOLY CRAP IT'S--

Did you just call Jarvis a computer, Mr Stark?

[arcreactor]

Tony Stark. Yeah. You can leave gifts of adoration outside of my door, preferably in the form of liquor. Unless, y'know, you know me because you want to kick my ass. And in that case, can you wait about a week? I'm a little sore after of the last guy who tried to hand my ass to me.

And, uh, yeah. JARVIS is the system my house and stuff runs on. Designed and built it myself, based on my father's old butler. Don't ask about the acronym, though, it's ... kinda lame.

[sergeantfury]

Nah, I hear I might want to do that once I get caught up on all the comics I've missed over the past four years, but since I haven't done that yet (and I'm not much of an ass-kicker anyway), beer and liquor it is. Maybe little chocolates, too. Wait, would that be too stalkerish? I won't bother with the stuffed animals, at least.

Based on? Dude, I have got to see your movie. I tried to find the theater we've apparently got here, and although I saw a unicorn, nada in the silver screen department.

[arcreactor]

Wait, I'm a comic, too? Ok, so, no one told me that. Very cool, but I wish I'dve known sooner. ... Not like it would make much of a difference, though, so. But beer and liquor wouldn't be too stalkerish. I could go for some chocolate. But yeah, the stuffed animals are pushing it. Pepper tried that once on my birthday and, well, it was weird even coming from my assistant.

I take it JARVIS wasn't my OS in these comics? And can't you download the movie off the internet or would the government guys here freak?

[yubyubcommander]

You think this is outdated? Compared to what I used to work with on a daily basis, this is positively ancient!

[arcreactor]

That bad, huh?

[yubyubcommander]

Yes, that bad.

[arcreactor]

You used to working with military grade computers, or ... ?