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[ireneimpala]

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I can't believe I'm typing this, but did one of you assholes actually steal the chair from my room?

I got back from the bar and it was just gone...

Comments

[th3gr1mh3ap3r]

It's part of my flawless design. You weren't using it anyway.

[ireneimpala]

Listen crazy Japanese guy, just because I'm an android doesn't mean I don't like sitting.

[th3gr1mh3ap3r]

You can get a new 1.

It's holding a higher value on the plane I have it on than anything involving you or your butt.

[otherworldsthan]

Clearly, you haven't seen Irene's butt yet.