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[ireneimpala]

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I can't believe I'm typing this, but did one of you assholes actually steal the chair from my room?

I got back from the bar and it was just gone...

Comments

[th3gr1mh3ap3r]

It's part of my flawless design. You weren't using it anyway.

[ireneimpala]

Listen crazy Japanese guy, just because I'm an android doesn't mean I don't like sitting.

[th3gr1mh3ap3r]

You can get a new 1.

It's holding a higher value on the plane I have it on than anything involving you or your butt.

[otherworldsthan]

Clearly, you haven't seen Irene's butt yet.

[th3gr1mh3ap3r]

I DON'T CARE.

[otherworldsthan]

Oh. Into dudes? That's cool as well, Sai.

[th3gr1mh3ap3r]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE.

[otherworldsthan]

That's the mark of one lonely motherfucker, Sai.

[th3gr1mh3ap3r]

Pop quiz: Is this the face of someone who gives a fraction about being lonely?

NO.

[ireneimpala]

Uh... Kid, I think in this case you can help by not being helpful.

And not looking at my butt.

[possible_go]

It's a nice butt, ma'am.

[ireneimpala]

Alright, how many kids in this place have been looking at my butt?

[courageous_sun]

Uh...

[goggled_knight]

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[if_i_gotta]

It's a nice ass.

[thesecondleader]

........ oops?