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[boozeandsurgery]

Who: Hawkeye and all the damned annoying wee children. Where's the bar please

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[boozeandsurgery]

Would that be Hawkeye facepalming? Why yes it would! "As long as you need to be ready to ahem perform again. Really there isn't any medically specified time. I personally say as soon as possible."

[digimonboyikuto]

Ikuto had been here half an hour early, but he respectably said nothing about Hawkeye being late.

He raised his hand.

"What is sex?"

He was dead serious.

[emerald_firefly]

Once Sam had finished playing with Falcomon, she answered his question. Patamon looked at Hawkeye curiously from Sam's head.

"It's when a guy and a girl make a baby or two girls have fun!"

WAY TO GO, SHEGO!

[digimonboyikuto]

Ikuto stared.

"What about two boys?"

[emerald_firefly]

"Well, who cares about them?" Sam shrugged.

[courageous_sun]

Taichi and Daisuke sat in the back with Agumon and Veemon, snickering like children (well, actually..) about the entire concept of this class.

"This is gonna be awesome."
"I wonder if he'll teach us about two guys?"
"Dude!"
"Just wondering!"

[boozeandsurgery]

Hawkeye snapped his fingers and pointed to the two in the back. "Hey pay attention or your going to leave your lovers very unsatisfied and catch syphilis." The smirk might be an indicator he was joking, but about which thing?

[thesecondleader]

They paused.

Agumon spoke up.

"What's syph-ilis?"
"I don't know, dude, but I don't want to give it to Ken!"

They paid attention.

[queen_bee_blair]

"I don't need to be here. I know all I need to know about sex." Blair huffed, resting her head on her desk.

This sucked.

[boozeandsurgery]

Hawkeye scoffed, yes scoffed but he was a teacher now and got to do that sort of thing. "I doubt it cause I haven't been on a date with you yet sweetheart."

[queen_bee_blair]

"I think my girlfriend would say otherwise." She applied a fresh coat of paint to her nails, bored.

[boozeandsurgery]

"Clearly she has the same problem." he said smirking.

[rappin_drakken]

"Hawkeye! Yes, er... is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?" Drakken looked nervous.

[boozeandsurgery]

Hawkeye just smiled. "The skills of lovemaking yes. The ability to have sex no. Any other questions?"

[rappin_drakken]

"No. No, thank you." Drakken scribbled on his paper furiously.

Note to self- Google 'lovemaking skills'.