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Who: Hawkeye and all the damned annoying wee children. Where's the bar please?
Where: Classrooms
When: Whenever Hawkeye decides to get up and bother teaching it that's when!
What: Sex Ed class
Hawkeye staggered into his class. He was well past half an hour late and it was in his opinion still too early in the day. "Alright then ...um Hi there kids. I'm Dr. Pierce but you all can call me Hawkeye." he said as he set down his books and notes on his desk. "No calling me professor or teach alright? Now you are all here to learn about Sex. Yes that most fun and enjoyable of experiences that humanity has. Well I'm here to warn you about the fun facts like eighteen years of responsibility and diseases and blah blah blah blah."
Walking up to the board he wrote in big friendly letters the words DO NOT BE STUPID! "Almost anything about sex comes down to these words. Don't be a moron, and follow a few simple rules, fun follows. Now any questions?" After answering questions Hawkeye started his lecture.
Where: Classrooms
When: Whenever Hawkeye decides to get up and bother teaching it that's when!
What: Sex Ed class
Hawkeye staggered into his class. He was well past half an hour late and it was in his opinion still too early in the day. "Alright then ...um Hi there kids. I'm Dr. Pierce but you all can call me Hawkeye." he said as he set down his books and notes on his desk. "No calling me professor or teach alright? Now you are all here to learn about Sex. Yes that most fun and enjoyable of experiences that humanity has. Well I'm here to warn you about the fun facts like eighteen years of responsibility and diseases and blah blah blah blah."
Walking up to the board he wrote in big friendly letters the words DO NOT BE STUPID! "Almost anything about sex comes down to these words. Don't be a moron, and follow a few simple rules, fun follows. Now any questions?" After answering questions Hawkeye started his lecture.