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[quantum_spirit]

Fictional my ass.

This is probably one of those wacky things that I made happen because I thought about it.

Like how I'm really only eight years old.

But now I'm fourteen.

... sixteen. I am not going to high school for four more years.

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[2fighters1isd]

Welcome to Area 42. It's sorta crazy.

[quantum_spirit]

You want crazy?

Come visit my little slice of life one day.

[2fighters1isd]

I'll stick with my intergalactic civil war, thanks.

[quantum_spirit]

When you wanna upgrade to interdimensional, give me a call.

[kythingheart]

No, I'm afraid we're all made up. They've got books about me, I was a real pain in some of them but the story's good, at least.

My name's Charles Wallace, and you?

[quantum_spirit]

Supposedly I'm some sort of comic. Whatever.

Jenny Quantum. Spirit of the 21st Century.

[kythingheart]

The 21st century! I've got some catching up to do, last I heard it was 1965.

[quantum_spirit]

Yeah, you do. It's about 2008, since I'm supposed to be eight.

[knows_science]

You're, uh...

You're omnipotent?

Please. Please. Pleasedon'tturnmeintoapastry.

[quantum_spirit]

Well, I certainly thought so, but apparently I get fucking roasted by some dude gone nuclear.

What the fuck is with that?

But unless you're Captain Atom (what kind of a lame name is that anyway?), yeah, go with omnipotent.

But I don't tend to turn people into pastries. But the Doctor's big on the baked goods. Watch out for him.

[knows_science]

I thought the Doctor liked jelly beans. Or did we get another one of him while I wasn't looking?

...I guess it's too much to hope that you're the kind of omnipotent that can get us out of here, right?

[quantum_spirit]

Not that Doctor. Though, according to Google, they are startlingly similar. Both called the Doctor, both reincarnate, both save the Earth.

My Doctor's better. Sadly absent.

And yeah, I guess ... but would it work if I'm fictional? Do I really even have powers? Maybe I don't ...

You might need to give me a bit to work this out. Existential crises are fucking difficult to get over when you can alter existence itself.