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[quantum_spirit]

Fictional my ass.

This is probably one of those wacky things that I made happen because I thought about it.

Like how I'm really only eight years old.

But now I'm fourteen.

... sixteen. I am not going to high school for four more years.

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[knows_science]

You're, uh...

You're omnipotent?

Please. Please. Pleasedon'tturnmeintoapastry.

[quantum_spirit]

Well, I certainly thought so, but apparently I get fucking roasted by some dude gone nuclear.

What the fuck is with that?

But unless you're Captain Atom (what kind of a lame name is that anyway?), yeah, go with omnipotent.

But I don't tend to turn people into pastries. But the Doctor's big on the baked goods. Watch out for him.

[knows_science]

I thought the Doctor liked jelly beans. Or did we get another one of him while I wasn't looking?

...I guess it's too much to hope that you're the kind of omnipotent that can get us out of here, right?

[quantum_spirit]

Not that Doctor. Though, according to Google, they are startlingly similar. Both called the Doctor, both reincarnate, both save the Earth.

My Doctor's better. Sadly absent.

And yeah, I guess ... but would it work if I'm fictional? Do I really even have powers? Maybe I don't ...

You might need to give me a bit to work this out. Existential crises are fucking difficult to get over when you can alter existence itself.

[knows_science]

Okay, yeah, probably right there. No messing with the fabric of space and time until you're fully adjusted, okay? Doctor's orders.