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[yup_whitesuit]

Attention base:

Who is Santa Claus?

Why do all these children expect me to give them gifts?

I do not understand Earth culture in the slightest.

Comments

[navyafterone]

Oh my god! Of course! A place like this -- it makes perfect sense that Santa would be real!

You don't really fit the image, though, Master Skywalker. You'll need a hat. I'll get you a hat.

[yup_whitesuit]

DOES THIS MAN BRING GIFTS TO EVERYONE

DID HE BRING ANY TO ALLANA

ANSWER ME!

[navyafterone]

Jesus, keep your helmet on.

It's nowhere near Christmas here, so unless Allana's been here for, erm, seven months, then no. And I think it's only an Earth thing.

But he will! It's only five months until Christmas Eve! It's gonna be fucking brilliant!

[yup_whitesuit]

WHAT CONNECTION DOES HAVE TO MY GREAT GRAND DAUGHTER

HOW IS HE ABLE TO INFILTRATE HOMES IN SUCH A MANNER

[doctortbrennan]

Santa Claus is a myth told to children to make them believe magic is real. I think it's rather cruel.

...Oh don't tell me you expect me to believe you're an alien?

[yup_whitesuit]

'Alien' is a rather crude term for non-human sentients, so be glad I am just as human as you are.

[doctortbrennan]

We have to be politically correct about extra-terrestrials now? That's insanity!

If you're human, why do you reference 'Earth' in a way that makes it sound like you're not familiar with the planet?

[yup_whitesuit]

I am not from this planet, nor even this galaxy. I was born on Tatooine and later spent the majority of my life on Coruscant.

I suppose that makes me an 'extra-terrestrial' as well.