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[yup_whitesuit]

Attention base:

Who is Santa Claus?

Why do all these children expect me to give them gifts?

I do not understand Earth culture in the slightest.

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[doctortbrennan]

Santa Claus is a myth told to children to make them believe magic is real. I think it's rather cruel.

...Oh don't tell me you expect me to believe you're an alien?

[yup_whitesuit]

'Alien' is a rather crude term for non-human sentients, so be glad I am just as human as you are.

[doctortbrennan]

We have to be politically correct about extra-terrestrials now? That's insanity!

If you're human, why do you reference 'Earth' in a way that makes it sound like you're not familiar with the planet?

[yup_whitesuit]

I am not from this planet, nor even this galaxy. I was born on Tatooine and later spent the majority of my life on Coruscant.

I suppose that makes me an 'extra-terrestrial' as well.

[doctortbrennan]

This is madness! I'm laughing, because this has to be some sort of elaborate joke.

Either that or I'm completely insane.

[yup_whitesuit]

My life is a joke to you?

We cannot all be from the Core.

[doctortbrennan]

Well there's no way it could possibly be real!

The Core? I don't know what that means.

[yup_whitesuit]

Perhaps you were not given a briefing- none of us are real on this particular planet.

The Core-- in my galaxy, the central planets from which the Republic-- you know what, never mind about the Core. It does not exist anyways.

[doctortbrennan]

I was given a briefing. I'm not able to believe what they said is true.

[yup_whitesuit]

Start believing, Doctor.

[possible_go]

Miss Brennan.

Let me explain something to you. I was born by one woman's DNA fused with nanotechnology and put into another woman. My mom was hit by a comet and has super powers, and I have those same powers. I can create plasma and use it as I please, and I have superhuman durability.

I came to this part of the base through a twenty-year time rift. My grandfather is Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars. My aunt is a younger version of my mom who came here as well, four years before my mom got her super powers. I have a monster made out of data who can evolve at will by adding or deleting data from his program.

You have all of these facts in your face, but instead of being a true scientist and gathering information, you're whining like a kid.

You're here. Stop crying and start experimenting.

[yup_whitesuit]

Ah, there you go youngling.

You may have some of the cookies Wes Janson has promised Sam and Guru.

[possible_go]

YESSSSSSS COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!

[doctortbrennan]

That is not science, little girl. That is magic.

Magic. Is not. Real.

...I think I need to lie down.

[possible_go]

Oh? Magic isn't real?

Brb.

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