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[seriouswiggins]

Okay seriously guys, ha ha ha funny. I'm laughing. Really I am.

Joke's over now. This place is giving me the serious wiggins, and you do not want to deal with a ticked ex-slayer. Especially one who just totally got her nails done and is seriously not in the mood for nail-breaking activities.

Doesn't mean I won't engage, just means I'll be even more

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[fraise_blond]

Oooh, we've got ourselves a grumpy one, have we?

No jokes, I'm afraid. You'll get used to it.

[seriouswiggins]

Not planning on sticking around long enough to get used to it.

I'm getting out.

[chosen_next]

Jokes on you girly-girl. Ain't no gettin out of this place, less you die.

[fraise_blond]

Apologies, but I must agree with the lady... Faith, is it?

We're not getting out of here. Greater people have tried already.

[chosen_next]

Wait, B? What's going on? Don't mess with me, k. Ex-slayer?

[seriouswiggins]

That's right, ex-slayer. Commando boys made it pretty clear that everyone around here knew who I was, so it seemed a little silly to deny it.

And you are...?

[chosen_next]

... Andrew says you're young Buffy. I guess that makes things clear ... as mud.

So you're seriously still on that you think you can quit being the slayer kick? That's fucking hilarious. Seriously B, of all the moronic things you've ever done, this one has to be the funniest.

I'm Faith. Also a vampire slayer. We kinda ... have a history.

[seriouswiggins]

One problem with your story. How can we have a history if you're a vampire slayer?

Last I checked there was "one slayer born to each generation, blah, blah, blah."

[seriouswiggins]

Older Buffy?

[seriouswiggins]

...fine.

I'll play along. Say I really am the heroine of this great cult tv show in this reality. Why should I bother watching if I'm never going to live it?

[immunolologist]

... Buffy?

[seriouswiggins]

Again with the having no idea who you people are.

[immunolologist]

We.. we dated.

[seriouswiggins]

Now I know this is a joke.

Either that, or a really sad ratings stunt.

[silver_claddagh]

Oh, you have to be kidding.

[seriouswiggins]

My thoughts exactly.

What are you, some kind of...big nosed clone freak?

[silver_claddagh]

Clone? You have to be kidding.

[seriouswiggins]

There is no way you're me.

I mean, I know they say that your nose and ears keep growing your whole life, but how old are you?