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[seriouswiggins]

Okay seriously guys, ha ha ha funny. I'm laughing. Really I am.

Joke's over now. This place is giving me the serious wiggins, and you do not want to deal with a ticked ex-slayer. Especially one who just totally got her nails done and is seriously not in the mood for nail-breaking activities.

Doesn't mean I won't engage, just means I'll be even more

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[silver_claddagh]

Oh, you have to be kidding.

[seriouswiggins]

My thoughts exactly.

What are you, some kind of...big nosed clone freak?

[silver_claddagh]

Clone? You have to be kidding.

[seriouswiggins]

There is no way you're me.

I mean, I know they say that your nose and ears keep growing your whole life, but how old are you?

[silver_claddagh]

Some things definitely grew, but my nose and ears aren't on the list. Which is lucky for you, too.

And no, you're me. I'm not that much older, but a lot's happened. A lot you should be glad you don't know about.

[seriouswiggins]

Ha ha. But seriously? Get a mirror, I definitely don't have that funny looking flat part on my nose.

I'm watching it right now, and so far? Not in the impressed camp.

[silver_claddagh]

Yeah, you do. Just tilt your head a little to the left and it comes right out. We get that from Dad.

Impressed or not, it's real. That's why I'll be keeping an eye on you. Like it or not, we'll do better if we get along.

[seriouswiggins]

Great.

What's with the Billy Idol wannabe handing out the warnings of doom?

[rockthisbig]

For the last sodding time, he stole that look from me.

[silver_claddagh]

I'm not that bad.

He's a friend. Problem is, there's more than one of him running around here and the others are seriously bad news. Talk about something to get the wig about, you know what I mean? It's best to be careful until everything gets sorted out here. At least, that's what I learned.

Where are you staying?

[seriouswiggins]

Even better. Look. I run into the vamped version of him, I stake it, all better.

I'm staying in room um, lemme go check.

...

Room 451.

[justenoughkill]

Good to know.

[seriouswiggins]

Wow. I'm really digging that fuzzy purple jacket, Spikey. Season five's wardrobe department was just not kind to you.

Well, not that you were ever the king of style, or anything.

[silver_claddagh]

Go anywhere near her, Spike? It won't just be you I'm killing. And I'll kill you every single time you come back. Count on it.

[justenoughkill]

You know I like it rough, Slayer.

[silver_claddagh]

Far as I'm concerned, we can get started now.