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[zaphod4prez]

Stay calm, everybody.  The President of the Galaxy has arrived.

I come from a different planet.

Now, somebody mix me a drink and get my ship.  I'm getting out of here.

Comments

[ella_va]

Good luck with that, delusional.

[zaphod4prez]

Uh, President of the Galaxy.

Don't need luck, just my ship.

[emerald_firefly]

You're president of the galaxy?! The WHOLE galaxy?! Even Asia?!

[zaphod4prez]

Don't know where Asia is, small dumpling-like earthling, but I am most certainly President of it.

[emerald_firefly]

Really!? Do you have thirty cats?!

If I was president, I would have thirty cats. And a pony named Sparkles.

[boozeandsurgery]

Drinks we can do, the ship I'm afraid not. Also you aren't the first alien we have here so I don't think that's going to impress the ladies much.

[zaphod4prez]

Impress the ladies? You may not be aware of it, but you are addressing the best Bang since the big one.

But I'll take that drink

[boozeandsurgery]

Hold on there that's my title! Anyways for that drink what do you like?

[zaphod4prez]

Look, earthling, that's some real spunk you have. I admire that. But I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox. But if you can grab me a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, I'll let you go on thinking your a real hoopy frood.

[drumstowar]

Oh it's you! Hoorah and huzzah! I hope you didn't double-park the Heart of Gold!

[zaphod4prez]

I didn't, but I wouldn't but it past Trillian.

But, uh, who are you?

[drumstowar]

The Master. I was prime minister of Earth's Great Britain for a while, then supreme overlord of Earth for a year after that. Let me tell you: the job is definitely not worth the long hours you put in.

[2fighters1isd]

You're not president of the Galaxy.

I am.

[zaphod4prez]

No.

I am.

Way I figure, there can only be one.

[2fighters1isd]

This calls for a drinking contest.

[zaphod4prez]

There can be no contest, but I am in need of booze the way your carbon-based bipeds are in need of oxygen, so I will take you up on that.