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[zaphod4prez]

Stay calm, everybody.  The President of the Galaxy has arrived.

I come from a different planet.

Now, somebody mix me a drink and get my ship.  I'm getting out of here.

Comments

[boozeandsurgery]

Drinks we can do, the ship I'm afraid not. Also you aren't the first alien we have here so I don't think that's going to impress the ladies much.

[zaphod4prez]

Impress the ladies? You may not be aware of it, but you are addressing the best Bang since the big one.

But I'll take that drink

[boozeandsurgery]

Hold on there that's my title! Anyways for that drink what do you like?

[zaphod4prez]

Look, earthling, that's some real spunk you have. I admire that. But I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox. But if you can grab me a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, I'll let you go on thinking your a real hoopy frood.

[boozeandsurgery]

And I'm Hawkeye Pierce, and it's more than just spunk I'll have you know. Never heard of Zaphod Beeblewhatsit, or that drink, but the drink sounds tasty.

[zaphod4prez]

It's the best drink in the galaxy, and clearly its presence as well as mine are desperately needed on this backwater wasteland.

[boozeandsurgery]

Now I've been to backwater wastelands and as they go this one is tops. The drink is welcome to join us, the jury is still out on you.

[zaphod4prez]

Don't you worry your single earthling head, little buddy. I'm gonna bring an era of enlightenment to this place the likes of which you and your species cannot comprehend

[boozeandsurgery]

So far from what I can tell that era will involve copious amounts of alcohol, and numerous women. In which case sign me up.

[zaphod4prez]

Well, duh, I said enlightenment.

[boozeandsurgery]

So a truce sealed over drinks then?

[zaphod4prez]

I'm a merciful president, my fine fellow being. Believe in second chances and all that.

[boozeandsurgery]

Just not at the card table.