I found this today when I googled apocalypse 2011 to look for readings for my church service on apocalyptic cults this Sunday. Hilarious!! I'm having excerpts from it as one of the readings.
Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.
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I'm not a church-goer -- actually, I'm an atheist -- but you could probably lure me in for a service about the zombie apocalypse. *g*
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You're familiar with Unitarian Jihad, I presume?
Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.
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