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this_is_vienna Mar 03, 2010 23:44

Well, I'm going to Hell. Fuck!

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Yes, this is satire......my lovely little sister is an obsessive gum chewer. She has always done this, and what's worse, she speaks to me while she does it. When we were children I used to be able to stop such abhorrent and clearly criminal behaviour by kicking her in the shins or calling her a name I pulled out of ( Read more... )

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this_is_vienna Jan 09, 2010 17:38

I used to have a sister! Did she get lost in the snow? Where is my Autumn?!

(I have a feeling if anyone makes a 'it's winter now' joke, Autumn will disembowel you, so let's just get that out of the way right away!)

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this_is_vienna Jul 20, 2009 23:12

My cousin's kids are going to be staying with me for a while. Geordie and Eden need some time away, I think.

I also think I need a bigger house... They should have their own space.

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this_is_vienna Jul 19, 2009 22:26

Hi, guys. I'm back from Israel. How are you both? Would you like to come stay with me for a few days?

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this_is_vienna Dec 01, 2008 15:12

I'm home safe.

I've never seen anything like that in my life. I have a lot to write.

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this_is_vienna Nov 11, 2008 00:03

Birthday good.

So tired.

More coherent tomorrow.

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this_is_vienna Sep 28, 2008 21:37

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this_is_vienna Aug 27, 2008 22:35

How in the hell could this be happening? How could it have happened?

I honestly thought Chiara Maria Riso would outlast us all. Just to show us all she fucking could.

Rest in peace, Chiara. You were a hell of a woman. I'll miss you.

For cryin' out loud...

this_is_vienna Apr 20, 2008 22:38

Guy: I am really excited about our trip to Germany in the summer. We have to make sure to stop in Frankfurt to meet my family ( Read more... )