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[thin_ice_waltz]

So, I've been getting more and more calls lately from men begging me to mock their small penes and, frankly, I don't have the vocabulary to keep up with the demand -- especially when I get the same guy twice in one day, since he just looooved how I ridiculed his dick

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[masked_owl]

I don't know if these come too late (NPI), but how about the following:

Itsty bitsy teenie weenie
Wee willy
Little sausage
Baby salami
Inch worm
Dinky dong or dinky dick
Peanut pecker
Powerless Drill
Petite prick
Skimpy stiffy
Tiny Tony

Oh, and BTW, when I saw "babycock", the song we used to sing, "Baby Jaws" just popped into my mind.

Babycock, dute dute, dute dute.
Babycock dute dute, dute dute.
Teenie cock, dute dute, dute dute.

If you are looking for more slang terms for the penis (I didn't realize there were so many), I recommend this site: http://six.com.au/semen/articles/slang_penis.shtml
http://www.thesaurus.com is a good source of whatever synonym you need - be it for large or small.