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So, I've been getting more and more calls lately from men begging me to mock their small penes and, frankly, I don't have the vocabulary to keep up with the demand -- especially when I get the same guy twice in one day, since he just looooved how I ridiculed his dick.
Ty and I have been sitting over here, trying to think up more mean things to say about little penes. Please, if you can add to the list, it would be greatly appreciated. Thus far, we've got:
Tiny dick
Minuscule
Stub
Babycock
Teeny Weenie
Pencil Dick
Centimeter Peter
Along the same lines, I'm also running out of names for really big cocks. I've extended the animal metaphor as far as it'll stretch, and God knows men love hearing me beg for their "horse cocks." But there are only so many animals I can use. For some reason, they start hanging up when I moan about their blue whale cocks. I thought it would be the ultimate compliment, but what do I know.
Anyway, suggestions in either category are welcome. Thank you.
Ty and I have been sitting over here, trying to think up more mean things to say about little penes. Please, if you can add to the list, it would be greatly appreciated. Thus far, we've got:
Tiny dick
Minuscule
Stub
Babycock
Teeny Weenie
Pencil Dick
Centimeter Peter
Along the same lines, I'm also running out of names for really big cocks. I've extended the animal metaphor as far as it'll stretch, and God knows men love hearing me beg for their "horse cocks." But there are only so many animals I can use. For some reason, they start hanging up when I moan about their blue whale cocks. I thought it would be the ultimate compliment, but what do I know.
Anyway, suggestions in either category are welcome. Thank you.