+6 Agi {pick your poison}

Apr 11, 2009 22:55

My mentor used t'tell me that poisons were a true professional's weapon. Even without a blade, even without a single blow, y'can take out a hit with a well-dosed poison and slip away without ever puttin' on a scrap of armor. Undetected and unsuspected ( Read more... )

poisons, let's kill shit, backstory, rogues do it from behind, what's she up to?, kevas, you're stupid and your boat is stupid

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ttlynotawizard April 11 2009, 14:02:06 UTC
All you ever have to worry about are people who've built up immunities.

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thiefshonor April 11 2009, 21:32:24 UTC
Ya don't build immunities t'my poisons.

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ttlynotawizard April 12 2009, 00:39:26 UTC
Sounds pretty potent.

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thiefshonor April 12 2009, 00:46:55 UTC
And who's asking?

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Audio // Orcish pimp_hat April 11 2009, 16:53:53 UTC
Can't say da I have ladymon. [Coughing.]

Can't find any of da ingredients. Don't recognize dese plants.

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Audio // Orcish thiefshonor April 11 2009, 21:20:37 UTC
Well, we don't got any of the usual stuff, but I think we could get a little creative. Dontcha think?

...hey, y'alright?

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Audio // Orcish pimp_hat April 11 2009, 21:47:32 UTC
Creative be good.

[He pauses for a moment. His breathing is labored.]

Got bit by one of dem pirates. Didn't clean da wound as well as I thought. Got infected, but I gonna be fine.

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Audio // Orcish thiefshonor April 11 2009, 21:52:46 UTC
We aughta share notes. [Smirks.]

Huh. Well, y'better go to a doctor or somethin' if ya sound like that. "Breather" after all.

...can't yer weird... troll blood or mojo or whatever it is heal it?

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wannaclap_cant April 11 2009, 20:07:03 UTC
On the other hand, washing the poison from a person's body is usually a pretty simple job--even I've done it once, and I can't finish the spell.

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thiefshonor April 11 2009, 21:34:41 UTC
Hmph. That's true. But havin' someone around t'do that is a worst case scenario. I wouldn't dispense a poison knowin' there was a healer nearby who could fix it, eh.

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wannaclap_cant April 11 2009, 21:39:48 UTC
There's a healer here, unfortunately, so if you have any plans you'll have to hold off on them until I'm not around anymore.

[Even though he's kinda crap as a healer, he IS still a healer. Technically. On some level. ...Who am I kidding, Celeste could totally get away with murder anyway.]

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thiefshonor April 11 2009, 21:51:11 UTC
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Whoa there, tiger. Who said anythin' about actually poisonin' anyone, eh? Don't throw accusations 'round like that. Murder is a serious crime.

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