+6 Agi {pick your poison}

[thiefshonor]

My mentor used t'tell me that poisons were a true professional's weapon. Even without a blade, even without a single blow, y'can take out a hit with a well-dosed poison and slip away without ever puttin' on a scrap of armor. Undetected and unsuspected

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[wannaclap_cant]

On the other hand, washing the poison from a person's body is usually a pretty simple job--even I've done it once, and I can't finish the spell.

[thiefshonor]

Hmph. That's true. But havin' someone around t'do that is a worst case scenario. I wouldn't dispense a poison knowin' there was a healer nearby who could fix it, eh.

[wannaclap_cant]

There's a healer here, unfortunately, so if you have any plans you'll have to hold off on them until I'm not around anymore.

[Even though he's kinda crap as a healer, he IS still a healer. Technically. On some level. ...Who am I kidding, Celeste could totally get away with murder anyway.]

[thiefshonor]

...

Whoa there, tiger. Who said anythin' about actually poisonin' anyone, eh? Don't throw accusations 'round like that. Murder is a serious crime.

[wannaclap_cant]

[Clears his throat, tone matter-of-fact.]

"My mentor used to tell me that poisons were a true professional's weapon."

"Can't do that, then you won't last long."

You're still here, so the intention seemed obvious to me. If I'm wrong then I apologize for jumping to conclusions.

[thiefshonor]

That don't mean I'm gonna poison anybody, do it? I mean, unless I'm hired.

Or annoyed.

[wannaclap_cant]

...Sulla, what's wrong with the people on this boat?

[thiefshonor]

[Hoarse cackle]

[wannaclap_cant]

[Flatly.]

You might want to get your throat looked at, that doesn't sound very healthy.

[thiefshonor]

Yer right. It'd be just awful if I got sick an' died, eh?

[wannaclap_cant]

...Mm.

[Low, noncommittal noise. Doesn't really know you, but you're not making the best first impression.]

[thiefshonor]

[As if Celeste is the kind of person that cares xD;;;]