productivity has reached an all time high (nicely toasted)

Aug 30, 2003 02:43

I haven't done a survey in ages, so I've decided to complete one in typical Z fashion. That is: make fun of the survey I spent an hour taking, honestly answer only 5% of the questions, answer the rest with completely off-topic information or comments that are meant to be amusing but aren't, accomplish nothing.

Here, I'll get you started.

Unique - I have one of 18,000 black shirts that read 'You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.' No, NO, I'M LYING. I don't have that shirt! I was pointing out the irony!! )

quotidian: blunted rapier wit, the internet is for: surveys, your mom

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gabi_hime August 30 2003, 11:26:56 UTC
I, like you, am a sensual ball of passion. The last person I touched I probably did punch XD. We should start a club!

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liich August 30 2003, 11:37:27 UTC
ooh, can i join?? *_*
i think the most affectionate i can be ('less i REALLY like you) is when i sit on people....
sitting = hugs
yup
does
uh-huh

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thez August 31 2003, 01:34:33 UTC
YES! We WILL start a club! We'll call ourselves the "Love Hertz Donuts." Yay lame pun! Gabadingo can be president since she thought of it, I will be vice president, and Tai Dai can be secretary or treasurer. Or both. Now let's start recruiting. XD

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sparklyoctopus August 31 2003, 02:08:15 UTC
I wanna be the sergeant-at-arms! That way I can have a perfectly good excuse for randomly beating people over the head with pointy sticks!

And I will lurvles them while doing so, of course. >_>

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liich August 30 2003, 11:35:46 UTC
"Emotionally stable - It's where the My Little Ponies live."
**diiiiiiies with laffture**

sorry i dunna call you zoods no more. i kinna got stuck on THEZ(rhymes with fez but with no stupid hat...just the tassles).

WHAT IS UNF?? O_O i see it being used all the time but i can't quite figure it out. i mean, i can sorta get it, but sometimes, what i think it is doesn't fit so, like......HUH??

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thez August 31 2003, 01:37:20 UTC
WHAT IS UNF?? O_O i see it being used all the time but i can't quite figure it out. i mean, i can sorta get it, but sometimes, what i think it is doesn't fit so, like......HUH??

Aheh heh... ^^;; It's a sex thing. I call it "the perfect noise for dry humping!"

Close enough.

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liich August 31 2003, 19:45:21 UTC
UNF
UNF
UNF

dang, yet another great sounds made dirty by the dirty people of the world ;_;

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sparklyoctopus August 30 2003, 13:08:23 UTC
I'm sad that I'm flying. Bwahahahaha!

I'd make an HR icon if I wasn't so opposed to using other people's art to represent myself. My favoritest is The Cheat, because he is little and brightly colored and strange like The Tabbi. XD

You are too funny, Commander Z! HA! I remember that title! My new cell phone proclaims "Behold the Conquistadora!" every time I turn it on. XD

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thez August 31 2003, 01:39:49 UTC
Dude, you could easily be The Cheat's orange twin sister! O_O

I didn't know you worshiped at the altar of HR. Good for you! All revel in Homsar!

Raised by a cup of coffee.

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sparklyoctopus August 31 2003, 02:05:22 UTC
I have a sock on my head?

Homsar scares the crap out of me, and Marzipan...euuugh. I know people like her, which is just...euuugh. :P

Getitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoff...

The Cheat's twin sister! MWAHAHAHA! XD

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mko August 30 2003, 19:50:37 UTC
"You mean like when mko was about to go over the edge of the Grand Canyon and I pushed her out of harm's way and fell in myself? Wait, that never happened."

Oh good. I thought I was mentally blocking memories again.

As for nicknames... what ever happened to Spacy Stacy?

Side note: I almost wrote that I was mentally blocking mammories. o_O I don't even know what I'm thinking anymore.

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mko September 1 2003, 23:03:05 UTC
Wow. We really came up with some gems for each other. I seem to recall someone calling me Zehr the Queer.

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thez August 31 2003, 01:44:33 UTC
As for nicknames... what ever happened to Spacy Stacy?

Ah, a classic! Much like "Stacy Stacy Science Queen," God Girl. No one really uses it anymore, though.

Mentally blocking mammories...? What? Like you were trying not to think about breast milk because it just pisses you off or something? You're weird, Meghan. Why are you so weird, you weirdo?

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