Aren't Avon ladies already zombies?

[thewordofzod]

...I saw an Avon catalog setting on a desk at work...

...I don't have anything to say, I just have to show you:

http://shop.avon.com/

I respect those of you who already know where I'm going...

Comments

Double Helixes are the new hotness

[angryjonny]

Forget thinking it was a bad idea... someone had to realize they were going to get sued back to the stone age for infringement.

That said, if this new Avon line involve Mila Jolavich going door to door... well... I might just be interested in purchasing some of their fine products.

[mylefteye]

My wife -- who works for Avon -- has a sample of this stuff. Should I be afraid?