...I saw an Avon catalog setting on a desk at work...
...I don't have anything to say, I just have to show you:
http://shop.avon.com/ I respect those of you who already know where I'm going...
For those of you who don't have a penchant for bad movies or survival horror video games, this is the Umbrella Corporations T-Virus, used in cosmetics to make your youthful skin regenerate...
The downside of this is that it turns you into a zombie.
This is the vial it comes in:
I certainly don't expect everyone to bow to the whims of geek fiction, but SOMEONE along the way had to think this was a bad idea.