Yet again, I forgot I had one of these things. THere isn't much point to writing in it now anyway. It's not for anyone's benefit but my own ( Read more... )

I have 13.5 pairs of socks without holes in them.

I'm throwing away 11 pairs of socks that have holes.

Apparently I'm missing one sock.

-Wink

Yeah, it'll come soon; I'm sure of it ( Read more... )

Fucking. Great.

Sick.. Which usually happens every year when school starts. Hopefully work doesn't suck tonight. 3-9. Horrible...

Hahaha... After NOT changing into Superman to save Louis from drowning, Clark Kent trips and falls into fire in Superman II. What a nerd.

-Wink

Tired... Hopefully sleep comes swiftly.

I liked today.

Nothing has ever felt this good. I love her so much. She means everything to me.

Goodnight.
-Wink
Ashley<3
12-6-04 and forever.

My back hurts a lot. I forgot how bad it got at work as Winter draws near ( Read more... )

Left a horrible day of work an hour ago. Didn't get to stop to eat anything; we were so fucking busy.

Long story short -- my face is melting off.

-Wink
Much Love

So, I found this staple on my floor.

It made me realize that anything can be a stapler, as long as it has a consistency to it.

Staplers are the stupidest inventions in the world.

-Wink

Alright.. It's 12 AM, and I'm a bit hungry.

So I go downstairs and I see a box of oatmeal. The box informs me that the flavor is "Vanilla Cinnamon," and I'm all optimistic and like, "Oh boy. That's fuckin sweet." But then I look a bit higher on the box and read, "Nutrition for Women."

So, now I'm afraid to eat it.

-Wink

What do you get when you cross an elephant and an ant?

It seems a bit too simple...

-Wink