Title: Telling Tales
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Rating: G
Summary: Varric isn't the only character with a story to tell.

I keep forgetting to do this auuuugh

(I made up a dwarven legend for this. I really need some hobbies)

Title: Mother Tongue
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Rating: G
Summary: Anders' relationship to language is about as complicated as his relationship to everything else. Dedicated to zeitheist, who gave me the initial idea and encouraged the thinky thoughts.

(also an experiment to see if I could write a fic about two languages without having to conclusively state ( Read more... )

I've been holding off on this to avoid spammage but I figure now is as good a time as any to post it: all the fic I've been doing lately! Yay!

I've been posting my shorter fic over on tumblr because I don't feel it's long enough for a proper post, so that comes first:

Hat's Entertainment (Dragon Age: isabela, Merrill and Varric shop for hats)

About ( Read more... )

Of course the DDOS attacks ease off just as I'm about to go on holiday :p See you all in a week! I kind of need this break tbh, I can't seem to shake this cold and I want the extra time to try and get into A Game Of Thrones, which I brought to take on holiday with me!

I leave you with a sample of dialogue from Hudson's Legacy playthrough, which was ( Read more... )

So in other news I keep forgetting to do this.

Title: Draw me like one of your French girls
Author: thewaterbandit 
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Very silly
Rating: B for Bawdy
Summary: Varric and Isabela hold an impromptu art class at the Hawke Estate. Came out of a pondering of the distinction between 'nude' and 'naked' while setting my tumblr savior tags. Be sure to ( Read more... )

Title: How Far We've Come
Author: thewaterbandit 
Spoilers: None really
Warnings: None
Summary: featheredraven drew me an awesome picture of my Hudson Hawke and his lady love Merrill, and in return I offered to write her something. She requested Anders, Nathaniel and Hawke hanging out, and so here it is! (also Varric sneaked in somehow). Please be forgiving as this is the ( Read more... )

Welp, I'm back in Cardiff and finishing up essays. It's actually kind of frustrating atm as I'm more or less done but I'm waiting on my lecturers to get back to me on my drafts. So I'm kind of stuck with nothing to do while everyone else I know is knee deep in essays and revision, feeling a mixture of horribly guilty and bored. ):

At least my ( Read more... )

Hi! Well, I haven't posted in a while (Dragon Age had a lot to do with that...) so what have I been doing? Let me present you with a handy bulleted list!

• Planning essays and dissertations :| Two of them are actually kind of cool: I'm writing about intertextuality in The Lord of the Rings and my Master's dissertation will be on mythology and comic ( Read more... )

Title: Anders Gets Pussy
Author: thewaterbandit 
Spoilers: None really, set during Act 2
Disclaimer:This was one of those fic ideas where you get the title and work backwards. Crossposted from kittens4anders

Anders has a giiiirlfrieeeeend

Yes, I wrote DA2 Anders fic. FLUFFY ANDERS FIC. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.

( So I finished Dragon Age 2 )