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[behold. It is xigbar, in the southern district, and he is hovering a good ten feet in the air... upside down. He is also surrounded by heartless. And unlike others that may have encountered them, he is grinning]
Dunno whose brilliant idea this was, but man. I finally have something to do - and here I was thinkin' this place was boring.
[aaaaah oh my god spray of laser bulleeeeeeets - stops and reloads]
And here Zozo kept callin' me the "Faffing About Shooter" - hah! Just because I'm good at delegatin' doesn't mean I don't like my job.
[another rain of bullets]
In fact, I love my job! My boss uses Tropes for research, I get to go to Disney World, I get to play video games with a bunch of nerdy kids - hell, it's like my Frosh seminar all over again.
[another rain good GOD this man can shoot]
'Cept. y'know. Less gradin' papers and more shootin' shit for fun and profit. And more giant robot bear things that like getting hammered. And surfing. And conveniently forgetting that I have a job.
But hey! All play and no work makes Jack a dull boy, right? Eh, screwed up the reference, but you losers probably haven't seen that movie anyway. Hey, Dems. Red Rum.
[he laughs, and clears away the rest of the heartless, before flipping right side up and landing sturdily on his feet]
SO. That's been my weekend, kiddos. What've you been up to? Also, V-man. We totally need to catch up on old times. I haven't defaced your lab notes yet, and man am I ever dying to. Also, I gotta meet your lab buddy. Purple, one yellow eye, likes shootin' your dudes, lasers pyew pyew? Methinks we have much to discuss.
Dunno whose brilliant idea this was, but man. I finally have something to do - and here I was thinkin' this place was boring.
[aaaaah oh my god spray of laser bulleeeeeeets - stops and reloads]
And here Zozo kept callin' me the "Faffing About Shooter" - hah! Just because I'm good at delegatin' doesn't mean I don't like my job.
[another rain of bullets]
In fact, I love my job! My boss uses Tropes for research, I get to go to Disney World, I get to play video games with a bunch of nerdy kids - hell, it's like my Frosh seminar all over again.
[another rain good GOD this man can shoot]
'Cept. y'know. Less gradin' papers and more shootin' shit for fun and profit. And more giant robot bear things that like getting hammered. And surfing. And conveniently forgetting that I have a job.
But hey! All play and no work makes Jack a dull boy, right? Eh, screwed up the reference, but you losers probably haven't seen that movie anyway. Hey, Dems. Red Rum.
[he laughs, and clears away the rest of the heartless, before flipping right side up and landing sturdily on his feet]
SO. That's been my weekend, kiddos. What've you been up to? Also, V-man. We totally need to catch up on old times. I haven't defaced your lab notes yet, and man am I ever dying to. Also, I gotta meet your lab buddy. Purple, one yellow eye, likes shootin' your dudes, lasers pyew pyew? Methinks we have much to discuss.