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[putinapickle]

[behold. It is xigbar, in the southern district, and he is hovering a good ten feet in the air... upside down. He is also surrounded by heartless. And unlike others that may have encountered them, he is grinningDunno whose brilliant idea this was, but man. I finally have something to do - and here I was thinkin' this place was boring

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[twinpearls]

What--

what is that?

[putinapickle]

What is what? My awesome display of badassery, the little black things with yellow eyes, or the fourth-wall destroying movie references?

[twinpearls]

Those...things. With the--

[they don't have WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS]

Are you shooting knives?

[putinapickle]

Those are heartless! Skittery little bastards that find your heart incredibly delicious!

I'm immune, though, since I ain't got one.

[ihasaflashlight]

So you can float. Big deal.

[putinapickle]

It IS a big deal. I am now immune to Earthquake.

[ihasaflashlight]

Nobody said rocks had ta stay on the ground.

[putinapickle]

Well, duh. It'd be a sad day when rocks COULDN'T fall and make everyone die.

[understaffed]

What?

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[putinapickle]

y halo thar.

Dude you have no idea how bad I wanna quote shit at you.

[understaffed]

...

I would rather you did not.

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[putinapickle]

no one ever lets me have fun.

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[flame_flurry]

[He's just watching and comparing your technique to the Xigbar he knows.]

[melodyofwater]

Oh man I hated that movie.

When did Heartless get here?

[putinapickle]

EYE DEE KAY. But man am I having fun.

you totes realize now that I gotta make you watch some Hitchcock now right.

[melodyofwater]

Yea, I figured.

Do I have to?