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greatevillaugh in thewake_rp

First Invention [Video]

Jul 02, 2012 22:24

[Jack appears on the screen, tapping the device. The sky can be seen behind him at the angle the camera is being held, and it's red. Whoever this kid is, he's in the western district.] Is this thing on? [He clears his throat.] Now, I can see how anyone would want me as part of their evil scheme, but really, all you had to do is ask. And maybe ( Read more... )

jack spicer

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mercury_gaze July 3 2012, 02:38:15 UTC

[Geez, man, bad timing to be so happily evil.]

...Why would you even want to be evil?

greatevillaugh July 3 2012, 02:42:29 UTC

Because. Evil is cool. And has fewer rules. Ever hear the phrase 'the dark side has cookies'? For those metaphorical cookies.

mercury_gaze July 3 2012, 02:53:42 UTC

You wouldn't be saying that if you'd been here an hour ago with something truly evil trying to eat you.

greatevillaugh July 3 2012, 02:55:17 UTC

Uh...I guess not. What are you talking about?

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[video] wonhimself July 3 2012, 02:57:47 UTC

...okay, seriously? You're making it this easy?

Do you throw yourself in jail too, or do we just have to ask nicely?

[Because HOLY CRAP, what kind of villain just goes around happily telling everyone they're a villain?]

[video] greatevillaugh July 3 2012, 03:07:33 UTC

What makes you think I've ever been to jail? [Most heroes just let him go back home to his mother--oh wait, that's even sadder.] Maybe I'm just cocky because I'm too amazing to catch, even if you start out knowing about my villainous ways.

[video] wonhimself July 3 2012, 03:24:39 UTC

( ... )

[video] greatevillaugh July 3 2012, 03:30:49 UTC

Yeah, whatever. [He'd start crying if Spiderman actually did it, though. Although it would be even worse if he was hung somewhere without a light overnight.]

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[Comment Not Here] halfspooky July 3 2012, 03:03:19 UTC

[...Well, at least he's honest.]

[Video] back_off_toerag July 3 2012, 03:36:11 UTC

It may be a mite difficult to convince us of your evil agenda when mentioning your mother baking cookies in the same statement.

[Video] greatevillaugh July 3 2012, 03:37:12 UTC

Why? Are evil people not allowed to like cookies now?

[Video] back_off_toerag July 3 2012, 03:40:30 UTC

If they don't mind reminding those they are trying to intimidate about pleasant things and warm childhood memories.

Re: [Video] greatevillaugh July 3 2012, 04:02:51 UTC

I wasn't trying to intimidate right then. I was trying to make a deal.

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[Locked] androidhell July 3 2012, 03:55:01 UTC

Carburetors and aluminum? I'm guessing you aren't known for ambition.

[Locked] greatevillaugh July 3 2012, 03:59:09 UTC

Hey! I'm totally ambitious! I can make carburetors and aluminum go a long way. Besides, I didn't want to ask for too much before I knew what I was dealing with here.

[Locked] androidhell July 3 2012, 04:07:34 UTC

At least as for a more durable metal. Aluminum is cheap and soft.

If you're going to sell yourself so obviously, at least pretend to be valuable.

Re: [Locked] greatevillaugh July 3 2012, 04:09:03 UTC

It's also malleable without heating it up, and I don't know what kind of heat source I have access to here. Besides, I always make my robots out of aluminum. [Which was probably why they always broke.]

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