Jul 02, 2012 22:24
[Jack appears on the screen, tapping the device. The sky can be seen behind him at the angle the camera is being held, and it's red. Whoever this kid is, he's in the western district.] Is this thing on? [He clears his throat.] Now, I can see how anyone would want me as part of their evil scheme, but really, all you had to do is ask. And maybe negotiate a bit on what I, Jack Spicer, evil boy genius, will be getting out of all of this! Don’t worry, I won’t ask for much. Just a truckload of parts I could use, like carburetors, wires, a few sheets of aluminum, and some inertia measurement units wouldn’t be in bad taste.
So, uh...now that we’ve established what I’ll work for, um...care to tell me what I’m here for in the first place? Because while I’m all for it, whatever it is, but my mom’s baking some cookies for a bake sale tonight, and I’d kind of like to snag a few before we get too far into the evil scheming.
Oh, and to whoever kidnapped me, this thing is hooked up to contact you, right? And this is part of an evil scheme that you’re planning on turning into some kind of evil team up? I’d like an answer asap. Thanks.
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