Oh for the love of... (and btw, I fail)

[not_the_dreck]

Who: Asch; anyone that wants to laugh at him.
What: Poyo, poyo, EVERYWHERE!
Where: First test field. Oh god.
When: Early morning.
Warning: Cursing, Poyo abuse.

Comments

... Asch, you fail. XD

[omgwtfdragonboy]

Futch wasn't having much luck with the little herd of white blobs either. They had been relatively quiet when he first saw them, enough that he didn't have to think about the problem with this setting, until of course they started wailing nonstop. It didn't help matters that after he fed them, they all grew in size, and apparently in volume.

Running away apparently wasn't an option, considering they were all following him wherever he went. He didn't even notice the blob-covered redhead until he literally ran into him, flailing as he felt the strange slimy texture.

"What in the---"

He totally critical fumbled. :|

[not_the_dreck]

The green eyes under the massive mound of crying blobs shift over to glare at Futch.

"Don't. Ask."

And he didn't even last an hour. :|

[omgwtfdragonboy]

Of course, when told not to ask, most people don't listen.

"What did you do to get this many?" He stared at the Poyos covering the green-eyed person, not having seen a wave of Poyos like this before. The wailing is getting too much though, considering the combination of Asch and his pile was enough to deafen them.

[not_the_dreck]

"Tried to kill them," Asch grumbled, his voice a deadpan.

[not_a_twin]

It had been hours since these little monsters started to cry and Luke was really starting to get a headache. He thought of trying to kill them quite a few times but even he couldn't bring himself to kill a creature that wasn't attacking him. Plus if Asch's message was anything to go by killing them was the last thing he wanted to try. Speaking of Asch... he wondered where his original had disappeared to. Surely a mountain of crying blobs would be easy to spot!

Luke walked along the field followed by his small herd of blobs. One he was playing with like some kind of bouncy ball as he walked by tossing it in the air and catching it. It wasn't long until he heard even MORE wailing. "Huh...?" He glanced back to his group and they didn't seem any more fussy than usual so where was the extra screaming coming from?

Setting the creature down with the others he started walking a little faster towards the sound. Why he was walking towards more screaming he'd question himself for later but once he found the source he was glad for the trip. "

[not_the_dreck]

Asch was in a foul mood, an exceptionally foul mood, and the headache he was getting from the wailing that surrounded him, quite literally, was not helping matters. Green eyes glared out at Luke from under the massive mound of crying blobs and, not happy with how their last conversation had ended, an arm managed to pry itself out from the blob mound and dreck grab Luke.

"YOU! FIND A WAY TO FIX THIS! NOW!"

[not_a_twin]

Luke yelped when he was grabbed and pulled face first into the blob wall. "Me? What the hell am I supposed to do! No one's figured out how to shut them up!" He pried the boy's hand off and stumbled back nearly tripping over his own lot that was following close behind.

"W-well this one guy said they were like kids." Starts trying to dig Asch out but they were clinging pretty tight to their new mama. "Stubborn little..." Mutters and holds one over his head that starts to wiggle itself free trying to worm it's way back over to Asch.

[not_the_dreck]

"How the hell did you get that damn thing off?" Asch grumbled, glaring at Luke from under the mound. Maybe he would refrain from killing the dreck for just a little longer. "I've been prying at them all damn day."

[lone_sakura]

Byakuya had his zankaputoh out. Those...things were getting on his nerves. At first they had been relatively quiet and all of a sudden they had begun wailing and crying. He had no idea how to quiet them down and had reached the end of his patience. He was already stressed from being in this unfamiliar place.

"Chire, Senbon-"

He paused as he saw what looked like an entire heap of moving Poyos. Upon closer inspection, he noticed a pair of eyes. Ah, it was a person. He sheathed his sword again, having an inkling of how that person ended up like that. Ignoring the Poyos for now, he approached the mass, warily.

[not_the_dreck]

Oh great; more people to see him like this. He swore he felt his pride crumble to dust right about now.

"Problem?" he snapped, irritated.

[lone_sakura]

"...are you stuck like that?" He internally winced at the volume of those things. He kept his distance, just in case. Yeah, he was pretty relived he didn't use Senbonzakura now.

[not_the_dreck]

"What does it look like?" Asch snapped again, grabbing at one on his face, stretching it as far as he could, the stupid thing crying louder the whole time before he let it snap back into place.