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Sometimes it's awkward to hang out with another girl who's slept with the guy you homewrecked ( Read more... ) -
ugh
So apparently tequila makes me cuddle drag queens.
Oh my god there is vomit everywhere I am never drinking tequila again. -
best excuse for war ever
Other organization's volunteer: There are a lot of wars in Central America in general.
Kid #1: Is it because they're Hispanic?
Other organization's volunteer: No.
Kid #2: Is it because they can't keep drama to themselves? -
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Text Message of wtf:
"Getting my HIV test results in 15 min."
"See my ex anywhere?" -
woe
1. Scratched up left wrist so bad senior year that it still has faint scars.
2. Used it to hit hard objects until it bruised several times.
3. Sprained (fractured?) it riding my bike into a wash.
4. Last night someone knocked me over when I was wasted and something popped out of place.
Damn thing doesn't ever catch a break. -
A Lexicon of Depression
A Lexicon of Depression ( Read more... ) -
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♥Today I found an empty box of Trojan condoms in the library recycling bin. What the hell are they up to in there?
♥Brian sent me a perverted e-card for Valentine's that said,"Let's have a fiscally but not sexually conservative Valentine's Day." I have found a man with real class and bad credit.
