At about 3:15am I got home from a strange but fun night of my own at the Phoenecian which I could write about but won't. It was 3:30am when MattyE called me from a party being held at the house of 2 folks I don't particularly care for. I wasn't invited, but that was as a favor. Attending this party was this chick Ginny who's smokin' hot. I could ( Read more... )

I just got back from Philadelphia, New Jersey this week. And it's almost eerie how much everything here stayed the same. I thought there would be new drivers at work, new promotions with Dish, and Super_Strength might show any_strength at poker. It sucked to leave but it's good to be back. I spent three weeks of my trip thinking about writing, ( Read more... )

I didn't really expect to make a post right now, but the only thing you can expect from TheStrategist is the unexpecticalationality (you didn't expect that ( Read more... )

Well it seems the one person who didn't quite appreciate my "it's so awful out east" joke from the previous entry was the one person working hardest to make sure I have a good time out here. So I will state explicitly, for the record, that I am having a really great time out east and that he is almost entirely responsible for it. Him and some old ( Read more... )

I refuse to start every entry with "Boy, it sure has been a while since I posted!" though I guess I am on that track ( Read more... )

I figured today I could start out my entry by going into the ollllll Strategist fan mail bag!! OK, let's see.. today's letter is from Mike A. Kwasposedtobechocolate from Frosting, Estonia. Mike writes, "Dear Strategist. I'm a huge fan. I keep an entire dining room cool in the summer. But my question is, now that you've aced your summer school ( Read more... )

It takes 12 jerks to get Michael Jackson off ( Read more... )

Well, here're some funky little coincidences ( Read more... )

Sundays kick ass. Everything is closed. So you are practically FORCED to be lazy. Sure you can do shit around the house, but the moment you run out of Windex BAM X-Box time ( Read more... )

Today was a good day. I got some responsibility-related things done, which I needed to do. Go me. Then I went to work and did mighty fine. $69 in tips! A great number even without the sexual connotations(tee hee and stuff). Add in the minimum wage hourly and I made $19/hr for 5 hrs tonight. Whoppers on me!! ...tomorrow, though. Ive got ( Read more... )