Don't rock the boat

[likedillinger]

Characters: Dean Winchester, the crew of the Enterprise II, and all Jedi & company seeking passage to Mon Cal
Location: IN SPACE. On the Enterprise II.
Planet: From Coruscant > Mon Cal
When: Yesterday through the next couple days
What: Living out the soap opera that is their lives
Rating: ... Let's go with PG-13 - R to be safe

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Day... today (wed) | on the bridge

[likedillinger]

[Dean's in his Captain's chair, adopting the Kirk pose when Andrew comes swooping in with a camera. He glances over, looking annoyed]

What are you doin' with that thing?

[yodaknowswhat]

Documenting your inferiority for my captive audience. You can't pull off William Shatner's trademark sprawl in the least.

[likedillinger]

You're about to document my fist in your lens if you don't amscray soon.

[yodaknowswhat]

I have a spare. [Said in the same tone as someone might say "I have a bazooka."]

[likedillinger]

You want a black eye to go with that?

[yodaknowswhat]

I wouldn't make Buffy angry if I were you. She's the Slayer. She has superpowers and has one of her allies, any threat against me is a threat against her.

Also, I'm a lot more manly than this pale, nerd-like visage lets on. I'm a field commander for an army of Vampyre Slayers, so... Watch it.

[likedillinger]

An army of 'em? I thought Buffy's whole deal was being the Chosen One, singular.

[yodaknowswhat]

[Dramatically toying with his camera like he holds all the secrets of the world.] Yes, well... That is something for Future-Buffy to concern herself with.

[likedillinger]

I take it you're further along than any of them?

[yodaknowswhat]

Except Spike, I think, but... He doesn't like to talk about it.

[likedillinger]

Probably because he snaps and goes crazy on you all years down the road.

[yodaknowswhat]

He's... Maybe a week ahead of me, at the most. And, look, he's already been through the crazy part of his life... Like the time he was a sleeper agent and bit me. Or the time he was moping in a basement like Louis in the Anne Rice books, only much better looking than Brad Pitt, because he got his soul back. He has a lot of depth.

[likedillinger]

A vampire sleeper agent?

[yodaknowswhat]

...Don't read anything into that. Spike was an unwilling pawn in some greater game even he could not comprehend.

[likedillinger]

And you're sure he's over that phase?

[yodaknowswhat]

I think there was a surgery involved somewhere... Um. That was during my time as a hostage, so... I wasn't really keyed into all the intricate Slayer details. [And he also doesn't want to give you legit information, Dean. So there.]