...Because today for the second time in 2 months the reconciliation was PERFECT, MOTHERFUCKER ( Read more... )

I get to travel so much this summer!  I'm so fucking excited ( Read more... )

I met a guy who calls me his old lady and talks about my "big doll-baby eyes" and how "goddamn motherfucking pretty" I am with a southern accent.  And he sounds like fucking Satan when he's singing but then he comes backstage and talks about 90210 and cats with me.

Plane tickets have been purchased.

I am smitten as fuck.

I motherfucking hate my period.  It makes me such a weepy, hormonal mess ( Read more... )

Fade and I are no more ( Read more... )

We saw Patton Oswalt again last night.

On Friday Fade said, "Reba, you got romance comin' out of you..."

Yesterday we started calling Seth "Squiggles".

It's been a very giggly week.

When we were at the aquarium today, Fade silently came up behind me, picked me up by the shoulders while I was walking, and just threw me like 10 feet in front of where I'd been.  I didn't fall or stumble, I just glided through the air without moving and then landed in the exact same position I'd been in when I left the ground.

That was a the ( Read more... )

My computer got a horrendous virus that totally destroyed it within a couple hours.  I finally got it fixed today...caved and called some repair people to do it for me.  I'm so thankful I did, though, because they were able to retrieve EVERYTHING.  This happened back in December and I'd already mourned the loss of my insanely large music collection ( Read more... )

"I decided what the cats are made of!"
"Yeah?"
"Gypsy is cupcakes and muffins and rainbows and sunshine.  Smooze is bottle caps and pennies and back issues of National Geographic and toy trains."
"And you're made of sadness held together with chewed gum and smegma."
"You're made of hair held together with eyeliner and the sepia filter on a camera and ( Read more... )

So, today my boss told me that she wanted me to go on a leg of the Musink tour (the Kat Von D tattoo convention...last year it was just a weekend, this year it's a whole tour) which I've been wanting to do for MONTHS for a million reasons, not the least of which because fucking Motorhead is headlining.  I never thought she'd let me go, though, ( Read more... )