The Evil Bastard v.s. The Adorable Feline vol 1.

[dragon_of_wei]

Characters: Commander Cao Cao & Chi [CLOSED]
Content: After plotting to make Major Toshirou Hijikata pay for humiliating him in front of millions of Network users by utterly demeaning his poetry, the vindictive and brutal Cao Cao decides to aim for revenge! His grand scheme is to murder Major Hijikata's adorable little kitty, Chi, by using poison.

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[gokigen]

And she WAS there, watching him mix the white stuff in her water with a tilted head from her perch on the highest counter. It was her favorite hiding place after all, ever since she first came on the ship. She watched Cao work, wondering if he was mixing the sweet stuff she saw people put in coffee sometimes in her water.

"Up here Sow-sow!" She chirped, giggling.

[dragon_of_wei]

“GAH!”

A loud shriek came from Cao Cao once he heard the little kitten’s voice. Fumbling with the cat’s dish for a few seconds, the wicked strategist regained his composure and pinned a haughty glare upon that crafty feline. “Do not sneak up on me like that, Chi!” He grumbled at her.

“How long have you been there?! I thought you were playing with that fop of a major!” Of course, he was speaking about Major Hijikata.

“No matter, I was just looking for you.”

[gokigen]

She just continued to giggle for a moment before jumping down, hitting the counter so she was closer to eye level (or really chest level, to be honest)with Cao.

"Looking for Chi? Wow!" She rolled over on her back and kicked at the air a little, as if she was chewing on Rou's invisible boot. "We gonna play Sow-Sow?"

[dragon_of_wei]

He frowned when the kitty jumped down, she looked so small and fuzzy almost like a little dust mite. "No we are not going to pl--" He paused suddenly once he heard the way she said his name.

"Sow-Sow?" His frown only deepened. "My name is 'Cao Cao'! Not 'Sow-Sow'." This was not uncommon. Many people seem to have difficulties pronouncing his name and this is because of how awkward it is. How many men in this world bare the same surname and first name? It is quite unusual and Cao Cao knew this.

"Say it with me, little one; it's 'Cao Cao'. It sounds like 'T'sao T'sao'!"