The Evil Bastard v.s. The Adorable Feline vol 1.
Characters: Commander Cao Cao & Chi [CLOSED]
Content: After plotting to make Major Toshirou Hijikata pay for humiliating him in front of millions of Network users by utterly demeaning his poetry, the vindictive and brutal Cao Cao decides to aim for revenge! His grand scheme is to murder Major Hijikata's adorable little kitty, Chi, by using poison. However, not everything goes as planned...
Setting: The Victoria II [The Kitchen]
Time: Middle of the Day, perhaps afternoon?
Warnings: FLUFF, ANGST, CAO CAO FAILURE? The usual ingredients for epic "lulz", my dears.
Deciding that enough is enough, the enigmatic commander silently declared war upon his fellow crew mates of the Victoria II! He vowed that he would make every one of them suffer for this humiliation, especially that bastard of a boatswain. Cao Cao was crushed by Hijikata's latest stunt upon the network. Not only does the public view the major's childish poetry to be superior to the great Cao Cao but also even the admiral himself should more appreciation for Hijikata's flimsy poem rather than his award winning poems!
How could this be?! How could so many people claim that Hijikata is a true poet and yet laugh at the face of Cao Cao with such contempt?
No matter.
The strategist planned to win this battle with that demonic boatswain, one way or another. Unfortunately, this means that poor little Chi will be caught in the cross lines.
“Ugh, this rat poison reeks!” Mengde grumbled in disdain as he continued to mix powdery substance into the cat’s dish. “At least it doesn’t alter the color of the water…” Taking out the teaspoon he used to mix the concoction, the strategist glanced about through the kitchen before tossing the box of rat poison away in the trash. Those annoying chefs weren’t here today, they probably were off duty or skipping out on work. Whatever the reason, Cao Cao was glad that everything was going according to plan…
"Now where is that annoying little cat?! She is normally here anyways..."
Content: After plotting to make Major Toshirou Hijikata pay for humiliating him in front of millions of Network users by utterly demeaning his poetry, the vindictive and brutal Cao Cao decides to aim for revenge! His grand scheme is to murder Major Hijikata's adorable little kitty, Chi, by using poison. However, not everything goes as planned...
Setting: The Victoria II [The Kitchen]
Time: Middle of the Day, perhaps afternoon?
Warnings: FLUFF, ANGST, CAO CAO FAILURE? The usual ingredients for epic "lulz", my dears.
Deciding that enough is enough, the enigmatic commander silently declared war upon his fellow crew mates of the Victoria II! He vowed that he would make every one of them suffer for this humiliation, especially that bastard of a boatswain. Cao Cao was crushed by Hijikata's latest stunt upon the network. Not only does the public view the major's childish poetry to be superior to the great Cao Cao but also even the admiral himself should more appreciation for Hijikata's flimsy poem rather than his award winning poems!
How could this be?! How could so many people claim that Hijikata is a true poet and yet laugh at the face of Cao Cao with such contempt?
No matter.
The strategist planned to win this battle with that demonic boatswain, one way or another. Unfortunately, this means that poor little Chi will be caught in the cross lines.
“Ugh, this rat poison reeks!” Mengde grumbled in disdain as he continued to mix powdery substance into the cat’s dish. “At least it doesn’t alter the color of the water…” Taking out the teaspoon he used to mix the concoction, the strategist glanced about through the kitchen before tossing the box of rat poison away in the trash. Those annoying chefs weren’t here today, they probably were off duty or skipping out on work. Whatever the reason, Cao Cao was glad that everything was going according to plan…
"Now where is that annoying little cat?! She is normally here anyways..."