HERE IS THE NEWS! or, THERE IS NO REAL NEWS, SO WE MADE SOME UP

[theshotgunsound]

-recording tonight. thanks to these guys.
-show with WIVES pending @ das smell.
-june 1st @ 51 buckingham?
-sergio was killed by fire ants, and has been replaced with a chimp wearing a bill clinton mask.
-adrian's heroin use got out of hand and his left arm had to be amputated. we're still better than def leppard.

Comments

[albini_is_tight]

put my band, splendor, on one of your shows at the smell. we're good, we can see who's better. one of your little brothers can vouch from our show at the CIA. psychedelic head-fuck swirlin sounds shit, get hip to it bitchez

[theshotgunsound]

we'll scratch your back if you scratch ours, loverboy

[tested_positive]

yo, im adrian, im in jmtss, what do you guys sound like?
who have you played with??
what are your influences?
how many members do you guys have???
how old are you guys?
what local bands are you down with???

-we can see whos better?
i like that attitude.

[albini_is_tight]

velvet underground, primal scream, syd barrett, jesus and mary chain, sabbath, mbv, spacemen 3, hendrix is the closest we'll get to comparisons.

17-20

we dont have any friends. i dont really want to namedrop who our comrades are, but they've got their shit going on is all im spittin'.

hiii

[pistolaplastico]

yay! for the recording ( :
finally!

-ericka

[jesusheist]

fuck you assholes,youre all a bunch of fucking jews.specially sergio

[tested_positive]

motherfucker!
its JUNE 5th!
not june 1st.
faggot.
hey, wassup dawg.
hey, want mcdonalds?