I went to Axis. Alone, of course. I was scared. Then I saw Paul. Paul's cool. Paul really likes me. A lot. I danced. I danced as I'd never been able to dance before. Paul dances very well. He taught me. He's very cute. A really hot stripper asked me for my phone number. I gave it to him. Paul and his friend told me that that was bad. You should not ( Read more... )

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60% Stability |||||||||| 36% Orderliness |||||||||| 33% Empathy |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Religious || 10% Hedonism ||||| ( Read more... )

I went to some special early showing of Madagascar with my mom, my sister, my sister's best friend, my mom's coworker Jeanie, Jeanie's husband, Jeanie's two children, My mom's coworker Steve, and "Steve's... ... ...friend." Yes. Long, long hesitant pause so she didn't have to say, "boyfriend." My mom was like, "Steve was giving me the cold shoulder ( Read more... )

This guy wants me to come be his and his boyfriend's wife. He's cool as hell and has a huge penis. I think I'll do it ( Read more... )

My god. I hate Mormons. There are three of them downstairs in addition to my dad. What little I hear of their conversation is full of their typical double-thinking. And you can see the typical Mormon internal torment on their faces. Particularly the one in the middle. My god. How I hate them ( Read more... )

I stopped by Tom's (my boss's) house. I am not fired. He's still upset. I have the day off tomorrow to think about improving my behavior.

Ben, who is essentially my boss as well, was apparently displeased with my work yesterday. I'm not claiming that I have a problem with being told I was doing poorly. I probably was. I have a problem with finding ( Read more... )

My boss is furious. I've never heard him so mad.

I was really late to work. An hour late. I called him. He was pissed. Said that the next time I'm late I am absolutely fired. Absolutely. He might even fire me anyway.

He was pissed.

( Bored out of my fucking mind. )

I bet gay guys are just like girls. Crazy. Sensitive. Blow things out of proportion. Misread everything you say. Emotional. Absolutely confusing. I hope not. I really, really hope not.

( I went to work today. )