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I went to some special early showing of Madagascar with my mom, my sister, my sister's best friend, my mom's coworker Jeanie, Jeanie's husband, Jeanie's two children, My mom's coworker Steve, and "Steve's... ... ...friend." Yes. Long, long hesitant pause so she didn't have to say, "boyfriend." My mom was like, "Steve was giving me the cold shoulder. He didn't even say hi." I was tempted to reply, "Maybe 'cause you're a total psycho?" Which she totally is.
Also, I did something really stupid today. I ate ice cream. I thought that maybe just a little wouldn't be bad. No, no, no. So wrong. Just a little was VERY bad. Very, very bad. My entire digestive system is still in ruins...
This cold spring, according to my mother, is "a sign of the times. The seasons are changing. Jesus is coming." That's right. Jesus is coming.
I was thinking that the odd weather was the aliens terraforming the planet before they invaded.
My boss says that Jesus was probably an alien.
Let's put these together. Jesus, the alien, is terraforming our planet before He comes again.
Madagascar isn't really that good. It's not bad. But it's not really that good. Though I loved the Lemur guy.
And remember, everyone: your Heavenly Father loves you.
But that doesn't change anything. Your life will continue on as it has been going. He's always loved you. And it shouldn't make you feel any better. It's not like He's your friend or anything. Why should you care if he loves you or not? You've never even met Him. It's like being loved by a stalker. Really, I find it kind of creepy.
And I changed my picture on my Out In Columbus profile. I'm now getting (relatively) tons of quickmail. It really is all about the picture, isn't it?
Also, I did something really stupid today. I ate ice cream. I thought that maybe just a little wouldn't be bad. No, no, no. So wrong. Just a little was VERY bad. Very, very bad. My entire digestive system is still in ruins...
This cold spring, according to my mother, is "a sign of the times. The seasons are changing. Jesus is coming." That's right. Jesus is coming.
I was thinking that the odd weather was the aliens terraforming the planet before they invaded.
My boss says that Jesus was probably an alien.
Let's put these together. Jesus, the alien, is terraforming our planet before He comes again.
Madagascar isn't really that good. It's not bad. But it's not really that good. Though I loved the Lemur guy.
And remember, everyone: your Heavenly Father loves you.
But that doesn't change anything. Your life will continue on as it has been going. He's always loved you. And it shouldn't make you feel any better. It's not like He's your friend or anything. Why should you care if he loves you or not? You've never even met Him. It's like being loved by a stalker. Really, I find it kind of creepy.
And I changed my picture on my Out In Columbus profile. I'm now getting (relatively) tons of quickmail. It really is all about the picture, isn't it?