The "War on Christmas": A prelude to 2006

[theshaw]

If you say "Happy Holidays," you're a liberal anti-Christ douchebag who runs around in a Santa costume raping little children to make a statement.

If you say "Merry Christmas," you're a conservative Bill O' Reilly watching asshole who wouldn't shop at Wal-Mart until they hung up a fucking wreath.

Happy New Year in advance, everyone.

-Ryan

Comments

[thecomicissmrt]

what about 'merry holidays'?

[whoa_tigerrr]

:::mr garrison south park tune cuz I heard it on the radio this morning/watched it like 3 months ago::: merry fuckin christmas.... (can't remember the rest, sorry hahah...i suck)

hey ryan.... just wanted to say hi! haven't talked to you in an LOOONG ass time, I hope you're doing aweeeesome. :)

-elise

[theshaw]

Hey Elise, I'll occasionally read your HUGE updates, and from what I've read I know you're doing aweeeesome. Enjoy your break, and don't forget to stop by Nino Taco at least once before February.

[whoa_tigerrr]

vaaaat is nino taco? your job? or your new home since you ate out taco bell? :-P

[theshaw]

I remember taking that 40 minute drive just to get their mile high nachos, and realizing you live right down the street from it. For that, you must eat there every chance that you can get.