The "War on Christmas": A prelude to 2006

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If you say "Happy Holidays," you're a liberal anti-Christ douchebag who runs around in a Santa costume raping little children to make a statement.

If you say "Merry Christmas," you're a conservative Bill O' Reilly watching asshole who wouldn't shop at Wal-Mart until they hung up a fucking wreath.

Happy New Year in advance, everyone.

-Ryan