Been a long time. Things aren't bad.

Today, we got a vending machine put into the body modification shop where I'm a piercing apprentice. Before all of us went crazy purchasing enough Red Bull, Twizzlers, and Cheetos to feed a small army, I named the machine Juan and taped photos of dinosaurs all over it. I feel as though this was a valid and useful ( Read more... )

It's never struck me as particularly noteworthy in the past, but my current significant other is extraordinarily interested in my synaesthesia. Every day, I get new texts asking me what color a certain word is, or if a sequence of letters is good looking. As such, I have composed a list of words I thoroughly enjoy, purely for their colorful ( Read more... )

I wonder a lot if there's any truth to the statement "once a cheater, always a cheater."

The other day, I tried to eat six saltine crackers in one minute.

It didn't work.

You: I have to listen to it again.
You: you are...
You: so incredible
You: it's beautiful.
You: is this really about me, or is it just a song that you send to all your lovers?
Me: It's really about you. Didn't you notice the elephants painted on the walls?
You: i think ...
Me: Hm?
You: I am just always, continually and repeatedly blown away and ( Read more... )

I put five years to sleep.

New girlfriend new girlfriend new girlfriend.


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I changed my name.

Sara Ann Wallace

Sahra James Wallace

Of course it's legal!

Lots of people are doing one of those year-in-review type posts.

I'm not one of them.

Wow. Just...wow.