a. [Having received a phone call regarding his new profession, France is at your local grocery store, theoretically working. Really, he's just inspecting the produce. Contemplating bananas, examining watermelons, fondling cantaloupes, winking and smiling at any attractive person that happens to catch his eye
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On love.
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[ oh did she say "I" ]
My friend has a problem!
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Tell me about your friends problem then, chèrie, I'll do my best to help.
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[ he can hear her going under the sheets, she doesn't want anyone else to hear hahaha it's embarrassing ok ]
My friend likes this guy, you know! He's smart and kind and funny and kind - but, but most of the time, she doesn't know what he's feeling. She grew up with him! ... I think that's why it's making things difficult for the both of them. She was gonna give him chocolates on Valentine's Day, like every year! But she was gonna confess, too! [ then she'd chicken out... ]
But she gave them away. [ COVERS HER FACE WITH A PILLOW AHHH STUPID
also these are not the end of her petty problems ok ]
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[ah did she just open a box... oh now she's eating crackers or something]
Even if she likes this one guy, [munch] she thought she liked someone else, [munch munch] but she was wrong! [munch munch munch!!]
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It's all because he kissed her. That jerk.
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[ ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING no wait ]
N-no.
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[ wait no ]
I mean, my... friend... doesn't. That's why she needs help. Because all the girls fall for the guy who gives them their f-f-f-first kiss, right? Right? She doesn't want that!
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