œ 001 Action + Phone

[theseineone]

[Good morning, Mayfield, you have two options for today. The first is action for 1446 Mitchell Road and anyone who happens to be passing by, I suppose.]

A. [France wakes up that morning feeling vaguely disorientated. His birds, Pierre and Pierre, are both pecking at his hair wake him and he pets them absentmindedly.]'Ow did you get out of your

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B.

[tomatatas]

...Francia? You sound different, are you sick bambino?

[theseineone]

[Yelps and stumbles back.] Garce! I barely touched you! [But ow that's hot ow he quickly rushes to the kitchen to wash his face.]

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[tomatatas]

[Frowns before following, still holding the empty soup bowl threatingly] Who are you, and where is Francia?

[Wait...]

[tomatatas]

[Those eyes... and the voice, and the use of French...]

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[tomatatas]

Francia?!

[theseineone]

Bien sûr, c'est moi! Who were you expecting?

[tomatatas]

You were younger before! [Cuter! Tolerable!]

[theseineone]

That is no reason to attack me! [That's not why she attacked you, France...]

[tomatatas]

I attacked you because you grabbed me, pervertito! Cazzo, you're as bad as her, the cagna. ['Fuck' and 'bitch' respectively

Glaring so hard at him by the way, trying not to let him see how flustered she is. Failing at that too.]

[theseineone]

Ah, so temperamental... Very well. [Takes a deep breath and then smiles charmingly at her.] Bonjour, mademoiselle, I am la république Français.

[tomatatas]

[Turns around] And I'm leaving. If you're anything like her, I am not staying here, just so I can be molested. [Exagerrating... slightly]

[theseineone]

Ah, how rude... Can I help it if I am enchanted by your beauty?

[tomatatas]

[Blushes, glaring at him] Stop saying stupid things pervertito.

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[theseineone]

[Oh, yeah, he sees that blush.]

[theseineone]

But it's true! You are captivating, ma chère! It is impossible to put your enchanting looks into mere words, forgive me.

[tomatatas]

[Blushing darker.] Taci! ['shut up']

Don't be stupid. Nothing you say will work, you know.