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[these_limbs]

dear all of the men who read this,

do you have a secret radar system in your brain that goes off when a woman becomes single? because, seriously, it really seems to be the only explanation.

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[the_jerm]

We like to keep it a secret, but yes, we do.

[these_limbs]

i fucking knew it.

[the_jerm]

It's the straight man equivalent of gaydar.

[these_limbs]

laydar? babedar?
boy, i'm glad these comments have date stamps in case those catch on.

[the_jerm]

This app: www.gawker.com/5770389/facebook-waiting-room-app-helps-you-break-up-couples seems relevant to you and this post.

(Reposted so many times because I wanted the god damn link to link)

[these_limbs]

oh my god, this is horrifying.
and that's why i've never listed my relationship status on facebook.

[the_jerm]

Which is also why you've never bore the brunt of a full "she's single!!!" onslaught.

[these_limbs]

hey, that's fine by me.
as much as i love dishing out rejection, it gets old after a while.

/self centred comment