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[these_limbs]

dear all of the men who read this,

do you have a secret radar system in your brain that goes off when a woman becomes single? because, seriously, it really seems to be the only explanation.

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[the_jerm]

We like to keep it a secret, but yes, we do.

[these_limbs]

i fucking knew it.

[the_jerm]

It's the straight man equivalent of gaydar.

[these_limbs]

laydar? babedar?
boy, i'm glad these comments have date stamps in case those catch on.

[the_jerm]

...Catch on because of me. I COINED THEM, THIS BITCH IS JUST QUOTING ME, AND BECAUSE I'VE SAID THIS NOW, FIRST, SHE CAN'T REFUDIATE ME!

[these_limbs]

jeremy, why are you trying to steal my internet claim to fame? working for a living is so not my thing, so i need a get rich quick scheme (or an older, financially secure man).
also, i can just delete your comment.

[these_limbs]

fml, they are both already on urban dictionary.

[the_jerm]

Credited to me, correct?

[the_jerm]

The internet is a cold, hard place. Two men enter, one man leaves. WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME!