Job Prospects

[thesasseffect]

Porta Bella (restaurant): applied, interviewed

Comments

[gameshints]

You should wait on Frida's unless you don't get anything else :p

You'll get Urban because of your looks. They don't care about anything else.

You should then do Porta Bella because you'd get good tips.

[thesasseffect]

People change, jerkface. And tools or not, I'd take the job and the discount. They have some funny stuff there and I need me a flask. So laugh, you fool!

agree with Erik

[maryiskickass]

You should try to avoid Frida's if you can help it... the dude who runs the place is an awful man who sexually assulted me my junior year. I'm not kidding about that - and I know I'm not the only one accusing him of such things.

Good luck with the other job applications!

[thejameslehman]

Have you considered prostitution?

[thesasseffect]

haha, the market isn't very accommodating here. i don't really understand the ethical or emotional issues with it, but i'd opt for escort services instead. (modern day gay-sha, how about that?). this all, of course, based on the hypothetical that i actually possessed the looks and charm to do so.

[gameshints]

Are you kidding?

From wikipedia:
"As a benchmark, a young, very attractive, full-service professional escort in a major U.S. city typically charges between US$200-US$250 per hour with the most prestigious escorts charging upwards of US$400 per hour"

You could fetch at least $500.

[thesasseffect]

i'm flattered but madison is neither a "major U.S. city" nor do i qualify as anything but "young," and that's as relative as it is fleeting!!