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May 04, 2009 17:50

Porta Bella (restaurant): applied, interviewed ( Read more... )

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thejameslehman May 7 2009, 01:24:14 UTC
Have you considered prostitution?

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thesasseffect May 7 2009, 02:02:38 UTC
haha, the market isn't very accommodating here. i don't really understand the ethical or emotional issues with it, but i'd opt for escort services instead. (modern day gay-sha, how about that?). this all, of course, based on the hypothetical that i actually possessed the looks and charm to do so.

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gameshints May 7 2009, 02:34:05 UTC
Are you kidding?

From wikipedia:
"As a benchmark, a young, very attractive, full-service professional escort in a major U.S. city typically charges between US$200-US$250 per hour with the most prestigious escorts charging upwards of US$400 per hour"

You could fetch at least $500.

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thesasseffect May 7 2009, 03:18:26 UTC
i'm flattered but madison is neither a "major U.S. city" nor do i qualify as anything but "young," and that's as relative as it is fleeting!!

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thejameslehman May 9 2009, 03:25:40 UTC
Wait, you don't qualify as "full-service"?

And I don't say this at all because I feel obligated, but you definitely qualify as very attractive in my book. So there.

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